NO GLASS ON BOARD
When the boats a rockin' you don't want to break anything, so please no glass on board.
We prefer to not host massive ragers on board - someone could easily fall off and get eaten by the Bay Monster.
COAST GUARD & POLICE
The waters & marina are patrolled by the coast guard, but more frequently by police - who will board the boat if you give them a reason to. Respect these bitches.
Please no more than (15) people on board at any time and no more than (4) sleeping overnight. Adjust if your friends are thick.
Leave your kitty @ home. Unless you have a super cute dog, we prefer no pets.
LINES & ROPES
DON'T TOUCH THESE. It would not be in anyone's best interest. It's no joke.
Only flush the toilet paper provided on board - nothing else, NO CONDOMS. All boats plumbing is sensitive and clogs easy - skip the enchiladas ..haha jk, eat what you want, but only flush the marine grade toilet paper.
MUSIC & NOISE
We love music but you're in the marina and sounds travels like cray - so please don't be a d*ck and cause yourself attention.
You are on the water, so conditions will vary based on wind & current. We cannot control the weather. Brace yourself.