BOAT RULES

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Cocktail Drinks

NO GLASS ON BOARD

When the boats a rockin' you don't want to break anything, so please no glass on board.

Outdoor Birthday Table

PARTYs

We prefer to not host massive ragers on board - someone could easily fall off and get eaten by the Bay Monster. 

Police Cars

COAST GUARD & POLICE

The waters & marina are patrolled by the coast guard, but more frequently by police - who will board the boat if you give them a reason to. Respect these bitches. 

Celebrating

OCCUPANCY

Please no more than (15) people on board at any time and no more than (4) sleeping overnight. Adjust if your friends are thick.

Petting a White Cat

NO PETS

Leave your kitty @ home. Unless you have a super cute dog, we prefer no pets.

Sailing Rope

LINES & ROPES

DON'T TOUCH THESE. It would not be in anyone's best interest. It's no joke. 

Bathroom Tiles

TOILET

Only flush the toilet paper provided on board - nothing else, NO CONDOMS. All boats plumbing is sensitive and clogs easy - skip the enchiladas ..haha jk, eat what you want, but only flush the marine grade toilet paper.

Music Mixing

MUSIC & NOISE

We love music but you're in the marina and sounds travels like cray - so please don't be a d*ck and cause yourself attention. 

Boat Ride

WEATHER

You are on the water, so conditions will vary based on wind & current. We cannot control the weather. Brace yourself.