BOAT RULES


NO GLASS ON BOARD
When the boats a rockin' you don't want to break anything, so please no glass on board.
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PARTYs
We prefer to not host massive ragers on board - someone could easily fall off and get eaten by the Bay Monster.
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COAST GUARD & POLICE
The waters & marina are patrolled by the coast guard, but more frequently by police - who will board the boat if you give them a reason to. Respect these bitches.

OCCUPANCY
Please no more than (15) people on board at any time and no more than (4) sleeping overnight. Adjust if your friends are thick.
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NO PETS
Leave your kitty @ home. Unless you have a super cute dog, we prefer no pets.
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LINES & ROPES
DON'T TOUCH THESE. It would not be in anyone's best interest. It's no joke.

TOILET
Only flush the toilet paper provided on board - nothing else, NO CONDOMS. All boats plumbing is sensitive and clogs easy - skip the enchiladas ..haha jk, eat what you want, but only flush the marine grade toilet paper.

MUSIC & NOISE
We love music but you're in the marina and sounds travels like cray - so please don't be a d*ck and cause yourself attention.

WEATHER
You are on the water, so conditions will vary based on wind & current. We cannot control the weather. Brace yourself.