NO GLASS ON BOARD

When the boats a rockin' you don't want to break anything, so please no glass on board.

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PARTYs

We prefer to not host massive ragers on board - someone could easily fall off and get eaten by the Bay Monster. 

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COAST GUARD & POLICE

The waters & marina are patrolled by the coast guard, but more frequently by police - who will board the boat if you give them a reason to. Respect these bitches. 

OCCUPANCY

Please no more than (15) people on board at any time and no more than (4) sleeping overnight. Adjust if your friends are thick.

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NO PETS

Leave your kitty @ home. Unless you have a super cute dog, we prefer no pets.

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LINES & ROPES

DON'T TOUCH THESE. It would not be in anyone's best interest. It's no joke. 

TOILET

Only flush the toilet paper provided on board - nothing else, NO CONDOMS. All boats plumbing is sensitive and clogs easy - skip the enchiladas ..haha jk, eat what you want, but only flush the marine grade toilet paper.

MUSIC & NOISE

We love music but you're in the marina and sounds travels like cray - so please don't be a d*ck and cause yourself attention. 

WEATHER

You are on the water, so conditions will vary based on wind & current. We cannot control the weather. Brace yourself.